Could you survive an NCAA Investigation?
So the News & Observer puts this shit out to simulate what it would be like to experience an NCAA investigation if you were involved. You face 10 situations and have to make a decision then you meet with an NCAA investigator. It's so fuckin stupid that all you need to do is tell the investigator that your gonna be honest to him and you fuckin pass. Its still to easy to get away with NCAA violations. Its mostly the dumb kids who get caught with this shit. I know someone who scouts high school soccer players and talk to them about their grades and stuff, but technically your not allowed to do that if their not a junior or senior so you wanna know what he tells them. He tells em that he's from Florida State and guess what Florida State doesn't even have a mens soccer team. Just a bunch of dummies. Why dont they just make it legal for college athletes to talk to agents to and accept gifts, they're not doin anything wrong, sooner or later the NCAA is gonna rule that players arent gonna be able to smush sluts who throw themselves at them cause their on the football team. Way to go UNC, just the beginning of them ruining it for all of us.

Just your typical Wal-Mart Flasher

(Not really sure if this is the guy, but I can guarantee you that if it is he did a little more than flash a little girl)

News&Observer- RALEIGH -- A 42-year-old Raleigh man is facing numerous sex charges involving children, including the assault of a 7-year-old at a Garner store during the Christmas shopping season. Mark Canary, of 740 Bashford Road, is charged with one count of indecent liberties with a child, one count of indecent exposure, one count of first-degree sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor, according to arrest warrants filed in the Wake County Magistrate's Office. In the first case, Canary is accused of exposing his genitals to a 7-year-old in a Garner Wal-Mart on Dec. 20. Garner police also accuse Canary of committing and attempting to commit a lewd and lascivious act on the child.

C'mon man! Really? Who does shit like that at Wal-Mart? Why dont you just star exposing yourself to little kids at a daycare center, cause you'd probably have a much better chance of not getting caught. I dont know about your guy's Wal-Marts, but mine is constantly packed with people no matter what time of day you go. And not only is it packed its packed of creepy people that you would see on peopleofwalmart.com. I dont know how people arent caught doing this more often, its about as easy to get away with this as stealing shit from Wal-Mart. Like honestly even if someone does see you an reports you who's gonna stop you? I can guarantee you its not the 80 year old man in a wheelchair thats saying welcome to Wal-Mart. Step your game up.

Onion Sports Network
NEW YORK—Though other professional sports leagues have made concerted efforts to attract new fans in the emerging demographic, the NHL is just not even going to try to reach out to Hispanics, league officials said Monday. "Truthfully, at this point it's not even worth it; I have enough on my plate right now just trying to get youth hockey leagues to accept half-price tickets to these games," Commissioner Gary Bettman said. "I'm not going to tell Hispanics or Latinos they can't come, but we have a lot more to worry about than looking up the Spanish word for 'Penguins' or painting the puck the colors of the Mexican flag for Cinco de Mayo." Bettman added that before the league even thinks about such outreach programs, it has to figure out why, despite its best efforts, North American white people still haven't embraced the sport

Bravo Gary Bettman, not only are you doing what every commish in pro sports should, but your gettin at people who just plain an simple dont belong in the sport. This is like trying to market the MLS to to anybody in America. Everyone is all for this affirmative action bullshit, I'm totally against it. Now im not racist it's just that some people aren't meant to play certain sports. The last thing the NHL needs is a bunch of Honda Civic Zamboni's and nobody wants to see a sombrearo thrown on the ice if someone scores a hat trick, but hey who knows. You just never know what group of people are gonna emerge as the next great hockey starts but as Kabral once said, "Now do you think it's easy to just gradually take over every professional sport? Let me tell you something, man. Brothers have started figuring out this ice thing. Hope you enjoyed it! 

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